Helping with the cleaning

Sometimes I just have to provoke mummy and daddy into cleaning. I am not too good the cleaning thing; making things dirty is my specialty. Sometimes food ends up on the floor and milk swims across the table, but I do like the floor to not be covered in sand and dirt. It hurts my little feet. Recently on one of my cleaning fits I discovered that the seat on the toilet could be removed. I really cannot understand the point of moving it. The toilet is so much more uncomfortable without a seat, and using the seat without the toilet is equally odd. Adults are generally weird.